(SPOILER AT THE END!!!)
Unless you’ve been living under a rock, you’ve probably seen at least one episode of HGTV’s (very scripted) house hunting show. My family and I are driven to madness listening to the “home buyers” valley girl speak, baby voiced, vocal fry (think of a constipated Kardashian saying ‘like’ 300 times) using individuals list off all their highly priced desires. When the realtor asks, “what’s your budget?” whomp whomp whommmmp…. you know it’s going to be hilarious. I have come up with just a few of my favorite general scenarios that crack me up the most.
Appliances (again, they don’t cook!)
Pool by the ocean or lake
Room with a view
Must have a large master en suite with a soaker tub with double vanities
Womens’s appreciation room of DEBT
GOTTA GET A GARAGE
Stairs are DANGEROUS!
One wants to be close to the city, or the other wants the country
Final House Hunters Ultimate Secret…… scroll down if you want it spoiled forever…………
The house has already been purchased prior to even being considered to be on House Hunters. Plus they always pick the house without furniture! If 2 houses have furniture, they will pick the empty one. If more than one house is empty, then it’s any one’s guess though. Also, if furniture is included or negotiable, then you can’t predict which house, either. So it’s not 100 percent spoiled!